ON THE BACK BURNER

MONDAY This is personal, but I will share, because it comes from my head and I have little to no control of it. As far as I know, men have two choices of underwear. Boxers or briefs..Commando doesn't count. Women, for some reason have thongs, natural waist, hi-rise, bikini,hip huggers, no panty line ones. I have tried them all and the best ,so far, are the granny ones. Waist where a waist really is. You step into them and that's it. No rearranging during the day. No cutting off circulation, no giving you a belly roll when it hits you just were you are most vulnerable.I remember my white cotton underwear of my childhood. It had girly lace around the legs. It went into the wringer washing machine, add bleach , hang up in basement and then you had a really nice stiff pair of white underwear. It mysteriously appeared in my dresser drawer, every few days. I even remember having 7 pair, with a day on each side,Monday, Tuesday, etc. I got my days mixed up some times. But unless I was going to get hit by a streetcar, no one knew. That was my Mothers curse, "make sure you have clean underwear because you might get hit by a streetcar." I wonder if I ever threatened my kids with a streetcar. We only had buses in Evanston.

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01.12 | 14:15

Safe travels. See you soon. sally

04.07 | 12:10

I read the last page first too. It’s a family curse.

22.05 | 12:38

so glad youre here mom!

29.08 | 17:45

Don't quite know how this got to me but it was on the top line of my computer (not in email) But I really enjoyed it. I truly admire you.