I'm knitting the second sock. That's a sock knitting joke. I haven't made the first sock, but it's not uncommon for a knitter to make one sock and not go on to make the second sock. Hence the remark that I am making the second sock, first. That's supposed
to suggest that I will make the first sock. I do plan to make the first sock. I bought some hand dyed yarn and a bunch of beads for the cuffs. I have too much invested in my supplies not to finish my project. I like to keep my hands busy and knitting is a
good way to go. Especially since I learned that I will never replace Van Gogh as a painter. I was hoping to become Grandma Moses from Florida. It didn't happen. I'll stick to my knitting. Maybe I should have had more wine.